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My Immortal... but with ponies: Chapter 7

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AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Tvilight isn't a Marie Sue ok she isn't perfect SHES A UNICRON! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 lunaz sake!

Caramel and I held our hooves in some unknown fashion as we went to his house. (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Blood Sucker. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Caramel. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Caramel. We went into his room and locked the door. Then...
We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)
"Oh Caramel Caramel!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on CaramelÕs forearm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words... Blood Sucker!
I was so angry.
"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
"No! No! But you don't understand!" Caramel pleaded. But I knew too much.
"No, you bucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!"
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Caramel ran out even though he was naked like always. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in the marketplace where Blood Sucker was selling fruit with some other ponies.
"BLOOD SUCKER, YOU MOTHERBUCKER!" I yelled.
Chapter seven, or the attempt Tara tried to make at drama.
Made oh so much funnier with pastel coloured ponies.

And apparently ponies get AIDs.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic © Hasbro, Lauren Faust, Studio B.
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