Draconequis

One day, edie murph wuz comin hom frem werking as da dunkey frum sherk wen he gut a fone clal from his huzbond (geddit CUS HE'S BOND). "bbz, I em preggorz" sed piers broosnon, hu wus creyin. "fuk, wut we gunna do" repied edie, hu was blak. "I duno. I ned to do sex on mor women for da movies, but I cannot if am preg" piers xclammed "wlel we ned aburtioon. (c, dat iz bad bcuz romoney sed so and romnay is BETR THAN OBMA) we cannot hav childran if we r in da big moovies doing sex on da ladeys." Edie yeleld "ok, my dunkey, I will do et fur u. just 1 qustion tho" pires complieed. "wut is it, piersy-poo" edie saiohfkfnvhjghfwia "i want mah bb

AN: PREPZ STUP FLAMING SDA STRY OK!1 if u dnot lik da story den go bok urself u bokeng prep! U SUK!111 oh y and I wuznt beng rasist ok!11 A few mutates later Blood Sucker came 2 da tree. He was wearing a blak leather jackson, black leather pants and a Good Cnaterlotte t-shirt. "Hi Blood Sucker." I said flirtily as I started to sob. Caramel hugged me sexily tryont to comfrot me. I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened. "Oh buck it!" Blood Succker shouted angrily. He4 started to cry sadly. "What bucking dick did that!" "I don't know." I said. "Now come on we have 2 tell Klestior." We ran out of the tree and in2 da

AN: stop flaming ok if u dnot den il tel featherwang 2 bet u up!1111 n il tel al da nredz 2 put vrtuz in ur computer!11111111111 BUK UU!1 appelblom fangz for de help!1 I was so excited. I fellowed Caramel wandering if we where going 2 do it again. We went outside and then we went into Caramel's black carriage. "Twiglit what the buck did Zecrira say." whispered Caramel potting his gothic tan hoof. "She said she would tell me what the visions meant torromow." I grumbled in a sexy voice. He took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork. He started to fly the carroage into a tree. We went to the top of it. Caramel put on

AN: prepz stup flaming da story ur jus jelous so buk u ok go 2 hay!11 appels fagz 4 di help! Well we had free tim next so I got to ask Zecrora about the visions. "Konnichiwa everypony come in." said Zecrora in Japonyese. She smelled at me with her gothic black lipstick. She's da coolest bucking zebra ever. She had long dead black and whit hair with blood red tips and red eyes. (hr mom woz a unicron. She's also haf Japonyese so she speaks it and everyfing. she n Appul jock get along grate) She's really young for a zebra. 2day she was wearing a black leather top with red lace and a long goffik black ripped dress. We went inside the black hut

AN: dhut da bok up biches!1 ur jus jelos koz I gut 10000 reviowz!1 fangz 2 applbloom 4 da help n telin me gurlu rok letz go shopin 2getha! The door opened and Miss Cheerikee and Crunky Duddle stomped out angrily. Then Molestia and Cjeerilee sawed us. "MRS. SPARKEL WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" Cheerijee shouted angrily. Celestia blared at her. "Oops she made a mistake!" she corrupted her. "She means hi everypony cum in!" Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other ponies. I sat between Pinkie and Caramel and opposite Applejack. Snip and Snails started 2 make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like somepony with a funny name

AN: stbu! prepz stup flaming ok if u dnot lik it buk of I no itz zecrora itz appelblum's folt ok!11 u suk!1 no jus kidding applebloom u bokieng rok prepz suk!1 All day everyone talked about the new ponies. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped. Standing in front of me where... Appuljack, Blood Sucker, Ronbow Dash, Caramel, Thunderlene and Rarity! I opened my crimson eyes. Rarity was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was a

AN: buk u ok! u bokng suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok koz dat bich appelblurn cuz it bok u prepz!1 woopz soz applebloom fangz 4 da help. btw manehatten rox hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer blud sukker was flimed! Later we all went in the toon. Caramel was crying in da library. "caramel are u okay?" I asked in a gothic voice. "No I'm not u buking bitch!" he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide. "Its ok Twiglit." said Blood Sucker comfortly. "Ill make him feel better." "U mean you'll go buck him wont you!" I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2

AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! stof pflamin ok prepz!1 fangz 2 appleblim 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in manehatton 4 da nex 3 dayz so dnot expect updatz. All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. MFR were gong 2 do the concert again, since Disxord had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MFR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly somepony knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredl

AN: plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a boken prep n ur jelous ok!11 frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111 BTW twigla a poorblod so der!1 fangz 2 apelblim 4m da help!11 All day we sat angerly finking about Mayoor. We were so bucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MFR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go. Anyway, I went to the barn sadly to cut studying. Caramel was being all secretive. I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot). "No pony bucking understands me!1" he shouted angrily as his black mane went in his big blue

AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a buken prep! fangz 2 appelblum 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter! ps da oder eson celesti swor is koz she trin 2 be gofik so der! I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my cutie mark. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it. (Da night before Caramel and I rent back to the library. Celestya chased Descrod away. We flew there on our pegusi. Mine was black and the mane